Taylor Swift Sued For Stealing Money From a Canadian Hoedown

Seems our neighbors to the north were just trying to throw a hoedown with blonde serial-dater Taylor Swift when she up and stole all their money after the epic event was canceled due to poor planning.

Bad T-Swizzle! BAD! You go to your room and think about what you've done.

Swift was hired to headline the huge Capitol Hoedown country concert in Ottawa in August 2012, and paid a whopping $2.5 million to do so. But when they event was nixed, she still held on to her massive paycheck.

The event coordinators, who had to return $1.8 million in ticket sales, are now suing Taylor, but one of her reps says she never made a deal with the ticket company and has yet to see the lawsuit. Which means she has yet to return the money she got for doing absolutely nothing.

Oh, Canada ... a land where Nerf guns are weapons, hoedowns that never happen produce massive paydays that do, and the people who get screwed are far too polite to use the adult language us crass Americans would to express how we feel about it.