Stacy Keibler

Yesterday a rumor started circling the interwebs alleging that George Clooney was trying to get with Eva Longoria even before he split from now ex-girlfriend Stacy Keibler. The story is a celeb-watcher's dream, but alas, it's untrue. At least according to Longoria herself.

You can stop planning that Lifetime movie you were going to make about the recent George Clooney/Stacy Keibler split. Apparently, it was pretty lame. There was no throwing of jewelry or dishware, no screaming, no gnashing of teeth. There haven’t even been any nasty rumors started about who did what to whom. Keibler says there's a good reason for that: The former couple parted ways amicably with no

As we previously reported, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are dunzo (hey, we warned you), and now reports are saying that the split was a long time coming -- mostly because the intimacy was long gone. (That sound you hear is the "George Clooney is secretly gay!" rumor mill firing back up.)

Ladies, take a number and get in line -- George Clooney is single again. (Just like we predicted.)

Sounds like Stacy Keibler and George Clooney are on their way to splitsville, with the silver fox once again reclaiming his Bachelor of the Millennium title. (We might have made up that honorary.)

Actress, retired professional wrestler and George Clooney love interest Stacy Keibler arrived at Miami International Airport in 2008, showing off her flawless skin. She already has Clooney, what more does she want? Probably world domination...

Just as we were about to pounce on the supposedly newly-single George Clooney, his rep had to go and slam rumors that he and former WWE wrestler/professional hanger-on Stacy Keibler are still together. Dammit.