Ladies, take a number and get in line -- George Clooney is single again. (Just like we predicted.)

Clooney, 52, and his girlfriend of two years, Stacy Keibler, 33, have called it quits.

PEOPLE reports that it was actually Keibler who initiated the split, which is pretty surprising considering Clooney's rep as an eternal playboy. But it was for the same reasons as every other of Clooney's previous breakups with stars who don't shine quite as brightly as he does: He doesn't want anyone hitching their wagon to him.

"Stacy called it quits. She wants to have children and a family someday. She knows where George stands on that," a source said. "They talked and they quietly stopped being a couple several weeks ago."

Still, don't expect a ton of drama from the split, because there isn't any. "They talk every day," the source said. "They were friends before they started dating and they'll be friends after. It was a friendly [breakup]."

Of course, it's easy for Keibler to be friendly with someone who took you from a niche pro wrestling star to a semi-household name. And let's be real: It's gotta be hard for Clooney to be cruel to someone with legs for days who could also put him in a mean headlock, even if she couldn't pin him down indefinitely.

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