Kate Middleton

The first official portraits of Prince William, Kate Middleton and infant Prince George were sent out by the Press Association under "strict embargo" earlier today along with instructions not to publish them until midnight, but that was a no-go. Because this is the internet.

So Prince William and his wifey Kate Middleton had a baby this week, and it was kind of a big deal for, like, everyone. It's not just a regular baby, guys -- it's a royal baby. And sure, he's cute and all, but wake us up from our boredom-nap when you guys give birth to dragons like the Khaleesi on 'Game of Thrones.' (Now that's some royal business we can get behind.) But anyway, yeah. The royals

Kate Middleton and Prince William brought a brand new future king into the world, but don't go thinking that the name they chose -- George Alexander Louis -- is symbolic or anything. Or that they still use a town crier to announce things in England.

Attention, peasants of earth: Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby hath now been blessed with a name of tradition and bore: George Alexander Louis. So we definitely lost in the betting pool with our Prince George Michael guess. On the plus side, we no longer have to call him the Royal Baby.

Late-night host Conan O'Brien was pretty miffed about how Kate Middleton and Prince William barely showed off their as-yet unnamed baby yesterday (July 23), bemoaning the fact that they didn't do it with enough style. Which prompted him to show them how it's done.

Prince William and Kate Middleton showed off their Royal Baby to the peasants, and guess what? He looks like a baby.

Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Baby earned kudos from everyone all over the world, including those of us here -- you know, in that country that won the Revolutionary War -- and the royals issued appropriately and predictably polite, somewhat stiff statements about the birth.

Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy. That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.

The Royal Baby is on the way. Prince William's adorable wife, Kate Middleton (Duchess Catherine of Cambridge, if you're fancy), is in labor, readying to deliver the third-in-line to the throne.

Trying to find a bad or unflattering outfit adorning the body of royal mum-to-be Kate Middleton is next to impossible. Like her late mother-in-law Princess Di, the Duchess of Cambridge is always polished and put together. With Kate about to welcome an heir to the throne of England any day now, we're looking back at her five best pregnancy looks, in no particular order, from a gestation period full

Kate Middleton sent a really strong message across the pond to America: "This, ladies -- actually, Kim Kardashian -- is how you dress a baby bump."

Like her late mother-in-law Princess Diana, Kate Middleton is one of the most photographed style stars of her day whose every stitch of clothing is watched with hawk-like interest. If she wears a mass market dress, it immediately sells out in minutes. If it's something high-end and luxe, copycats and replicas are instantly created and trickle down to discount retailers. While she may be the futur

Kate Middleton is gorgeous, graceful and a royal -- and she's also a pretty normal person, aside from all that money, influence and glamour. Case in point? The girl's heels get caught like anyone else's.

Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.

Yeah, we got it, royal PR firm. Our lovely Kate is having a baby. That news is so last year. So why the new announcement?

Now that she has a baby in her, Kate Middleton has earned an official royal portrait. But upon its unveiling, the reviews were mixed.

Apparently America's National League of Junior Cotillions is a thing. And it's a thing that judges you based on your manners. And it's a thing that has a thing for Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift. The toothy twosome took home the title of Best Manners for the second year in a row. Seriously, does Selena Gomez run this?

You probably heard the sad story about nurse Jacintha Saldanha, who committed suicide shortly after she was pranked by a pair of Australian DJs on the phone and connected their call to someone else who revealed information about Kate Middleton's pregnancy-related hospital stay. But while those DJs have taken the lion's share of the blame, Morrissey says someone else is responsible: the Royal Famil

While Anne Hathaway came in from behind at the tail of 2012 to snag a lot of search results courtesy of forgetting her undergarments, seems most of our Google queries this year consisted mostly of pop stars and a prince's wife.

Yes, Kate Middleton has a crumpet in the royal oven, so it won't be long until her normally tall and willowy frame will boast a burgeoning bump that the world will "oooh" and "aaah" over like she's about to give birth to the Baby Jesus himself. Given the classic and stylish outfits she's always worn, we can probably expect more of such in the months to come. So this is as good