Jessica Simpson

Ancient History
Ancient History
Jessica Simpson, who hasn't spoken to her ex-husband Nick Lachey in six years, is reportedly furious that Lachey went on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live' and told anyone with cable that Joe Simpson used to grab his ass at family functions. See, it's funny because it totally might be true.
Sisterly Love
Sisterly Love
We almost forgot that Ashlee Simpson was famous, but apparently the younger Simpson sister is maintaining relevance through the nepotism that got her here in the first place and latching onto big sis Jessica for support. Seems Ashlee's partying has reportedly gotten so out of control that Papa Joe and mom Tina Simpson have recruited Jessica to keep an eye on her troubled little sis. (You know, whe
Aces Wild
Aces Wild
Upcoming two-time mama Jessica Simpson seems determined to spawn a collection of oddly-named babies. After giving her first child (a girl) the male moniker of Maxwell Drew, she's now thinking about calling her second child Ace. Thus predestining the kid to be a race car driver. Or a high-stakes poker player. Or a greaser who hangs out behind the school cafeteria with a best bud named Soda Pop. Rea
Mea Culpa
Mea Culpa
Seems there's a lot of ice skating going on in hell these days, because serial-dater John Mayer finally admitted he exhibited some douche-like behavior to his former lady loves Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift.
Sex Ed 101
Sex Ed 101
As you probably know by now, Jessica Simpson is pregnant again, but it's totally not her fault. Her egg was just sitting there minding its own business when fiance Eric Johnson's sperm rudely decided to inseminate it without even asking. And that's how babies are made. Thanks, Jess!
Womb with a View
Womb with a View
Pretty much everyone already knew that Jessica Simpson blew her deal with Weight Watchers by getting herself knocked up again mere minutes after shedding the weight she gained from her first pregnancy earlier this year. But for those of you who didn't know, now you have your confirmation.

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