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Taylor Swift covered Vanity Fair's April 2013 issue, and apparently she's mad as hell -- at women she thinks are catty, at Harry Styles, at the media and at anyone else who's ever said anything about her personal life. Interestingly, though, she won't talk about her romantic failings herself. She'll let another person do it for her.

Get in line, fellas. Harry Styles and Russell Brand both reportedly have the hots for Jennifer Lawrence. You know, like the rest of the world.

One Direction member Harry Styles obviously angered someone at their concert in Glasgow, Scotland on Tuesday (Feb. 26) when not one but two shoes were thrown at the singer, hitting him in the crotch. Who throws a shoe? Honestly? (Sorry if references to 'Austin Powers' are no longer de rigueur these days.)

While Taylor Swift often refuses to outright talk about her personal life, she has no problem making a spectacle out of it and then complaining when people gossip about it. Case in point: Her opening performance of the 2013 Grammys, in which she used a British accent to mock her ex, One Direction singer Harry Styles. Unfortunately for Swift, Styles couldn't care less.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are delusional enough to think they're still relevant -- and we're suckers enough to enable them -- but they took it to a whole new level. When asked who they'd want to play them in the movie version of their lives that will never happen, the couple, collectively known as Speidi, had another one named set of former flames in mind: Haylor.

One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles celebrated his 19th year gracing this earth with his dimples on Feb. 1, and instead of pining over ex Taylor Swift, he got a happy birthday wish from a stripper who apparently thought she was Michelangelo from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.'

Hell hath no fury like a country crossover scorned. Taylor Swift took every imaginable precaution to avoid Harry Styles of One Direction at the 2013 NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, France last night (Jan. 26) ... but that doesn't mean she didn't send him another message to his face.

One Direction's ticket sales shot up after Harry Styles and Taylor Swift split, but now that there's talk of a reunion in the works, the same fickle, delusional Directioners are scalping their seats.

One Direction member Harry Styles and 'Harry Potter' alum Emma Watson. It's match made in PR heaven -- or a match made in Taylor Swift hell, depending on who you're talking to.

Taylor Swift seems to be taking a cue from her pal Selena Gomez and getting tipsy -- except when she drinks, it makes her feel pain instead of making the pain go away. Amateur.

After the inevitable breakup between Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, the One Direction member was photographed in a hot tub at Richard Branson's Necker Island getaway with a chick named Hermione Way (the red bikini'd girl above). Way has since been offered cold hard cash to sell her story to the press, but in a recently published Facebook post, the one-time star of the Bravo reality show ‘Start-Ups

Harry Styles was rumored to be heartbroken over his split with Taylor Swift, but it turns out he may have just had a whole lot of sexual frustration. After dating Swift for roughly three months -- her average relationship shelf-life -- Styles reportedly got pretty upset that she still wouldn't put out. What, you mean 18-year-old guys aren't just content with holding hands at the zoo?

After breaking up with Harry Styles right on schedule, Taylor Swift is already recording a song about it. We're sure his One Direction bandmates are thrilled.

Continuing to stoke the fires of a feud that doesn't really exist (but soon could) between her and Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of herself in bed cuddling with a cardboard likeness of newly-single singer Harry Styles -- and then got all pissy when people thought she actually had a thing for him or something. Because as she's so eloquently said before, she's not the slutty one her

So you know how Taylor Swift was all weepy and sad when she left Harry Styles all alone in the British Virgin Isles after their traumatic, earth-shattering breakup? After dating all of like, three months? Yeah. He didn't look too upset about it. Especially not when he was partying in a hot tub with another girl.

Witnesses were on hand to document the despair that was apparently in Taylor Swift's heart after she split from her boyfriend of two months, Harry Styles, during their recent Virgin Isles vacation. However will she heal from their never-ending fairy tale love?

Right on schedule, Taylor Swift has lost the first of the 17 boyfriends she's sure to have this year -- reports are coming in that she and One Direction member Harry Styles have suddenly parted ways. Hope you took the under in your office betting pool.

Taylor Swift believes in fairy tales because she's pretty much living one. To the chagrin of delusional Directioners everywhere, Harry Styles professed his love for Swift on New Year's Eve -- then jetted off with her to a tropical island. If she ever complains about anything, read those two sentences to her over and over again. (And perhaps remind her that she took home $56 million last year.) Rea

Because Taylor Swift's actual existence is roughly as charmed and magical as Kim Jong-Il's fictional one, she locked lips with One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles when the ball dropped at midnight on Jan. 1.

In the latest installment of Taylor Swift suffocating teenagers with her Saran-style cling, the 'I Knew You Were Trouble' singer is looking to buy a house in Harry Styles' neighborhood. London, hide your high-schoolers.