Harry Styles

Tattoos are forever, unless you're willing to go through extremely painful laser removal surgery. Which is why it's a particularly bad idea to get tattooed and bring along your crazed girlfriend of three months who goes through boyfriends like a teenage girl goes through chewing gum. Unfortunately Harry Styles doesn't seem to know these things, so he took Taylor Swift with him on Tuesday when he h

When you're rich and desperate like Taylor Swift, you'll do crazy things for love. Like plunking down $80,000 on a guy you've been dating all of three months.

While Anne Hathaway came in from behind at the tail of 2012 to snag a lot of search results courtesy of forgetting her undergarments, seems most of our Google queries this year consisted mostly of pop stars and a prince's wife.

Every morning when Taylor Swift wakes up, she opens the windows of her cottage, gives a little whistle, and all the woodland creatures fly in and help her get dressed. After she's let down her hair for new beau Harry Styles, they sing each other ballads before recreating scenes from 'Dirty Dancing.' We're sorry, Patrick Swayze. We are so so sorry.

Harry Styles and Taylor Swift recently gave each other tonsil exams over dinner with a group of friends in New York City, because that's what 15-year-olds do when they only have so much time to kill before their parents pick them up. (Dude, don't give us that "but she's almost 23!" business. We're talking mental and psychological age here.)

Taylor Swift better watch her back. We know Harry Styles likes older women, but if he likes MUCH older women, looks like Barbara Walters just might be an option. After all, she thinks he’s sexy and talks about nipple prints when his name comes up. Oh, were you eating? Sorry about that.

In news that will surprise no one, except possibly Taylor Swift herself (because she's always, like, totally shocked!), her friends predict that her relationship with Harry Styles won't end well.

Taylor Swift is going public with her One Direction paramour, Harry Styles. Really public.

Taylor Swift's followup to 'Red' might be 'Blue' if Harry Styles has anything to do with it. The hopelessly (and we do mean hopelessly) romantic Swift is pretty much picking out flatware while Hazza is probably just really happy he doesn't have any bunnies for her to boil.

We're about ready to market 'Team Taylor Swift Needs to Learn to Live Without a Man' shirts as the relationship-doomed star is rumored to already be off the market after her most recent split with Conor Kennedy. And who's the lucky album subject guy this time? One Direction singer Harry Styles.