Coco

Not resigned to just being that guy who elicited a Twitter rant from Ice-T after making kissy faces with Ice's wife Coco all over Instagram (and shopping around an alleged sex tape), rapper AP.9 went on hip-hop radio station 106KMEL to tell his whole side of the story. He's either got huge balls for challenging Ice-T like this, or he's stupid. Or both. We're not sure.

After rumors that an Ice-T and Coco split was imminent, we launched into a state of despair, desperation and depression because it's Ice-T and Coco and they need to be together forever.

In today's news that won't possibly end well, Ice-T's beloved buxom wife, Coco, probably has a sex tape. And it's not with Ice-T. Now you see why it won't possibly end well.

Coco Austin (yes, she has a last name) of ‘Ice Loves Coco’ fame might need to rethink her “bigger is better” approach to bodily enhancements.

We're big fans of Ice-T around here (go ahead, ask how many episodes of 'SVU' our editor has seen and how many of his albums she has). But we have to think the Ice from the Body Count days would beat the pansy ass of the Ice of today who whines about his woman on Twitter. Seems he and wife Coco, stars of the reality show 'Ice Loves Coco,' had a very public tiff this weekend -- in 140 characters or

Coco wanted to do a bit of her own amateur meteorological reporting Monday night just before Hurricane Sandy made landfall in New Jersey, so she put on her best Land’s End weather-proof pole dancing warm-up suit and went out on the balcony to show us all how “the rain hurts your face when it touches you.” Now this is what we call "doing the weather."