In today's news that won't possibly end well, Ice-T's beloved buxom wife, Coco, probably has a sex tape.

And it's not with Ice-T. Now you see why it won't possibly end well.

Remember that dude AP.9 who took all those kissy face pics with Coco? Apparently that wasn't the only camera work they enjoyed together.

The fledgling rapper's camp is shopping a sex tape featuring Coco, seeking upwards of $100,000 for photos and footage. Which is weird, because most of the world has already seen most of Coco already.

At the time, AP.9 denied having sex with Coco, but a publicist spilled that he's now changing his tune if the price is right. Guess he didn't get enough PR the first time.

The PR rep, who said she refused to work with him but has no issues blowing up his spot, said AP.9 “has various pics, audio and footage of ... with miscellaneous graphic exploits and sexual conduct.”

AP.9 talked to Star about his encounter with Coco, which allegedly went down in Las Vegas when she was filling in for Holly Madison in 'Peepshow.'

“I first met Coco at Surrender nightclub in Las Vegas. She invited me back to her table; I had a couple of drinks; we exchanged numbers. I could tell we had a physical attraction,” he said.

“She asked me, ‘What are you doing after the club?’ I said, ‘I’m probably just going to get a room and stay right here.’ She said, ‘Well, I’m going with you.”

And no, they weren't going to play Uno and watch Lifetime movies.

“We had sex,” AP.9 told the tab. “I don’t know who made the first move. It wasn't making love; it was just sex.”

He added, “We had sex unprotected. I really hope she isn't pregnant!”

Apparently AP.9 is slightly remorseful for what went down, and even says he talked to Ice about it without getting a cap popped in his ass.

“He called me and said, ‘My wife wouldn't f--- with you. You need to tell the truth because my wife wouldn't do that.’ So I told Ice-T: ‘You want the truth? OK. Me and your wife had sex!’”

He admits, “I got respect for Ice, and I’m not mad at her. But don’t lie about me. Everyone is looking at me like I’m the bad guy. I don’t have a reason to lie. But she has a reason to lie. She’s the one who’s married.”

That and the inherent slutshaming sexism being the reason, right?

In any case, Coco's rep pooh-poohed any wrongdoing caught on camera. ”This guy absolutely has no naked pictures of Coco unless he purchased them on his own from her private zone (website)."

Time will tell if this guy's telling the truth. And if he moves to Belgium, starts wearing a wig and changes his name. We highly recommend it.

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