StarDust: Dick Van Dyke Feels Up the SAG Actor Statue + More

- Lifetime Achievement Award recipient Dick Van Dyke fondles the SAG statue just 'cause. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Britney Spears doubles as the future Queen of the Netherlands on weekends. [Gawker]

- If Kristen Stewart were a teenaged runaway, here's how she'd look. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Taye Diggs isn't a cop, but sometimes he plays one at home. [IDLYITW]

- Victoria Beckham is a horrible cook but still tries to repeatedly poison her kids anyway. [Bohomoth]

- Rihanna tries to pretend we haven't already seen her topless. [PopCrush]

- Andy Samberg comes back to 'SNL' to show off his digital short YOLO. Safety first, kids. [PopBytes]

- Destiny's Child will not re-unite at the Super Bowl. Michelle Williams is really busy that day. [Hypable]

- Immortal Rick Ross crashed his Rolls Royce into a building after surviving a drive-by shooting. [Rickey]

- 'Game of Thrones' season 3 shooting scenes in L.A. because ... wait. What? [ScreenCrush]

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