$2,500 Bathroom Rug

What do you do with a $2,500 Persian rug a crazed man sold you in Turkey? If you're Ben Affleck, you put it in your bathroom because you directed 'Argo' and you CAN, dammit.

The salesman convinced Ben to buy the rug by telling him, "The blood of 10,000 kings is on this carpet ... Your wife will love you.”

Somehow he fell for it and came home with a happy grin and presented the offering to Jennifer Garner, who quickly destroyed all his hopes and dreams by responding, "That’s great, but we already ordered the rug that we need for the living room."

Now the rug resides in their bathroom, where all those bleeding kings have access to plenty of Band-Aids.