Suffers From: Swinophobia (fear of pigs)

Orlando Bloom is afraid of pigs. Because of reasons. Most likely the smell, and the fact that they have a propensity for taking over farms and creating metaphors for communism.

When a pig got loose (because it couldn't go on the lamb) on the set of his film 'Kingdom of Heaven,' Bloom reportedly "ran like crazy" right off the set to get away from it.

We wonder if this fear extends to all pig-related items. Can he eat bacon? Throw a football? Read 'Charlotte's Web'?