Michelle Rodriguez – Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions

Actress Michelle Rodriguez has obviously never heard the phrase "crack kills" or she'd have been responsible for the deaths of everyone diving with her -- and later the entirety of the internet.

Rodriguez found herself flashing a photog while emerging from a dive with some friends in Antibes, France. Thankfully, her ass was able to cling desperately to its last shred of dignity and keep her bikini bottoms from slipping off completely and being lost to the briny deep.

And that's how the hypothetical situation of Michelle Rodriguez having a sentient backside could have been more embarrassing.

The end. (So to speak.)