On 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno' last night (March 28), Kim Kardashian responded to her haters (read: the world) about reports calling her fat when she's just pregnant and even more reports that she's naming her kid silly things like North and Khrist.

The reality show staple revealed that while North is not a possible baby name (sad trombone), she does like the name Easton -- which would make the kid's name Easton West. Because she thinks it sounds cute.

She also addressed the media calling her fat when she's only “a little heavy.” Remember, she only weighs 140 pounds, you guys (but man, the clothes she's been wearing lately have done her absolutely no favors).

“I think it’s a little bully-ish to call a pregnant woman fat. I mean what do you expect? … I have the rest of my life to be skinny and to lose weight and I’m not really worrying about it,” she said. Then her nose probably grew a lot, because if she wasn't worried about it, it seems she'd embrace her expanding waistline and wear actual maternity clothes.

Watch in bemusement as Kim calls the baby a “pleasant surprise,” as if having unprotected sex and getting pregnant are unrelated events. Laugh along as Leno asks if Kris Jenner is handling the sonogram's reality show, then laugh even harder when Kim claims she doesn't want the baby in “the business.”

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