Based on recent Instagram evidence of Rihanna hugging Chris Brown, spending holidays with him, getting a tattoo honoring him somewhere on her often-unclothed body and allegedly wanting to have his DNA-challenged babies, one might assume they're actually, you know, dating.

But one might be wrong -- at least according to Christina Milian. She claims Brown is still in a relationship with his ex, Karrueche Tran.

Milian, who's good friends with Tran, went on the 'Wendy Williams Show' on Dec. 14, where Williams apparently decided she was smarter than a fifth-grader and thus allowed her to tell the world once and for all who's stupid enough to date Chris Brown.

After being asked about the love triangle by Williams, Milian told the host that Karrueche is Brown's "girlfriend," bolstering accounts that Tran and Brown spent time together in Paris while he was on his European tour earlier this month.

“From what I’ve always known, she’s his girlfriend. That’s where it lies for me,” Milian told a curious Williams. “Karrueche is a sweetheart and I think they make a great couple.”

That said, the songstress admitted, “I actually don’t know like every single detail, it’s so confusing!”

She also didn't know anything about Rihanna and Brown's alleged New Year's wedding. But that didn't stop her from talking about it anyway, saying, “Who knows, Karrueche might be there! I don’t know! You never know. I’m not saying that’s happening."

Between the Paris shenanigans and Milian's on-camera confessions, Rihanna is now reportedly "taking a break" from the whole mess.

There's really nothing all that "confusing" about the situation. The solution is simple: No one dates Chris Brown. Chris Brown dies alone. Problem solved.

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