Julia Roberts Without Makeup

Somewhat pretty woman, walking down the street, somewhat pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet...

The meter might not match up, but you get the point.

Julia Roberts showed the world her blank-slated face while heading out to take twins Hazel and Phinnaeus (yeah, we know) to a play date at a friend's home in 2008.

Poor Phinnaeus. Everyone on the playground is going to mock him. (Until his personal bodyguard steps in, of course.)

Hopefully his mom won't show up without her makeup on to make things worse. No one will believe that he's the son of Julia Roberts, wide-mouthed movie star, when makeup-free Julia comes around.