Jack Black – 5 Feet 6 Inches Tall

He's like a little teapot: short, stout, and constantly spewing steam out of his orifices. And as a literal jack of all trades, Jack Black's multi-faceted career as a comedian, actor, singer and guitarist often pulls attention from his vertical size.

Thankfully for him, his humor (both in his acting and his music) distracts from his height -- so much so that whether he's dressed like a Yeti flying across the sky or destroying the minds of our children, we just never noticed that he's so wee.