Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Chris Martin
When Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin comes home from a long day, it's to a sink full of screaming, excrement-covered dishes. But it's cool, because if he drops his baby and it breaks, he can just go get a new one at Target.
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