"Hi, I'm David Hasselhoff. You may remember me from TV shows like 'Baywatch' and 'Knight Rider.' You may also remember me as that dude who got drunk and ate a cheeseburger off the floor. And if none of that rings any bells, I'm the guy who creeped on the selfie of you and your drunk friend."

Imagine recovering from your hangover and flipping through the photos from last night only to find that at one point (a point you probably can't remember) the Hoff was standing right behind you.

But what would be even scarier is noticing him in the photo right after you took it, then turning around and finding no evidence that he'd ever been there at all.

He's all ninja that way.

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