Ice-T appeared on 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' to talk about all the most important things in life: New York Mayor Bloomberg's ban on oversized soda, Dennis Rodman visiting North Korea, the television show 'Splash,' and of course the Harlem Shake.

Someone please give this man a YouTube series where he just answers viewer questions once a week.

Ice, what are your thoughts on the meaning of life? Ice, what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Ice, when are you going to make your own brand of iced tea?

In the reccuring segment 'Sound Off,' host Fallon provided the rapper-turned-actor with prompts and let the man himself do all the heavy lifting with his hilarious responses.

You no longer have to think, people. Ice-T will do all your thinking for you!

Check out the video for T-isms like, “I'm not spooning nobody!” “That's stupid, ” “That's not news!” and "It's like a flash mob of stupidity."

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