Celebs who go on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' expect to be tortured in some way (whether they give someone a makeover or have water thrown on them), but for a lucky few, when you promote your newest project, you also get to cross-dress in the annoying recurring gag/fake talk show 'Ew.'

Such was the fate of amazing sport and Sexiest Man Alive, Channing Tatum, who put on his best Valley Girl impression, gushed over One Direction and was generally perfect.

The sketch as a whole is frustrating, and the only thing that makes it vaguely watchable (besides the distraction of Fallon's fake braces) is Tatum's spot-on impression of a spastic teen girl who thinks she has some serious moves. He seriously hurt our funny bone with his "smile-off." Bravo, sir.

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