Given the opportunity, we'd drink a cold one with Barack Obama. Come on, who wouldn't want to party with the leader of the free world and arguably the coolest POTUS ever?

No offense, William Howard Taft. You had a pretty awesome 'stache.

While drinking our green all-American beer, we'd probably just chill out in the Oval Office making faces and pestering him into calling his buddy (and hopefully our new best friend) Jay-Z.

To finish off our evening of awesome, we'd do some shots of Old Grand-Dad and play laser tag in the Rose Garden.