To be fair, late comedian George Carlin probably looks more like the father of psychoanalysis Sigmund Freud because they're both white haired, bearded men. Although we wouldn't have minded talking to George Carlin about our mother.

Carlin was a stand-up comedian known for his black humor and fondness for curse words, prevalent in his "Seven Dirty Words" routine which helped the Supreme Court rule that the government could regulate inappropriate material on the radio. So really, you should kind of be thanking the five-time Grammy award winner for helping to make Sirius satellite radio a reality.

Chances are you were forced to learn about Austrian neurologist Sigmund Freud in school and didn't quite get how penis envy or the Oedipus complex work in the real world. It's also possible that they were such disturbing theories that you never forget about them. You're thinking about them right now, aren't you?

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