Ron de Jeremy Rum

You probably have one friend who wants to do everything like a porn star -- and now you can help him drink like one too with this Ron de Jeremy Rum.

Why wouldn’t porn king Ron Jeremy have his own booze? And if that’s right up your friend’s alley (so to speak), it looks like you can make this holiday even more festive by helping him become a part-owner in the Ron de Jeremy Rum operation, too.

Just make sure the card you include has the same disclaimer as the website: “Please enjoy responsibly and never do anything Ron wouldn’t.”

Which, as you know, opens up a world of possibilities.