‘Twilight’ Jewelry

What can you possibly get for that annoying Twihard who has everything? Gaudy jewelry, of course, from Bed Bath & Beyond's Twilight Saga Fine Jewelry Collection.

Yes, we live in a world where “Bed Bath & Beyond” and “fine jewelry” live in the same sentence.

Choose from a slew of Cullen Crest items or go for broke and spend $3,300 on the same diamond engagement ring that the pasty-faced vampire dude gave that wooden tomboyish chick. If that’s too rich for your blood, get the topaz version for $150.

And if that’s still too rich for your very stingy blood, you can always make these Twilight bandaids into rings.