There's something wrong with the lion Mena Suvari has inked below her neck. Is it drunk? Is it asymmetrical? Is he on a bender? Is he Aslan the Jesus allegory lion? Sadly, there are no answers to these questions.

Not since she shaved off all her hair has she made a decision this bad. What could be a meaningful tattoo, the phrase "word, sound, power" is completely destroyed by the existence of a lion high on mescalin.

For someone with a propensity for starring in projects with the word American in the title ('American Pie', 'American Pie 2', 'American Beauty', 'American Horror Story', 'American Reunion') she surprisingly has no ink that represents her obvious patriotism.

Unless zoo animals are patriotic.

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