We know. Miley Cyrus really wants to be punk rock, a fact that was established when she hacked off her hair and bought a pair of Doc Martens a while back. But at the 2013 Met Ball, she interpreted the "punk" theme way too literally, wearing a fishnet-like Marc Jacobs column gown in black, with spiky hair that could put an eye out.

Cyrus was a tryhard with her look, and while she did succeed in looking punk, there was nothing fashion-forward or couture about it.

The dress is also a rare misstep for Jacobs, who is pretty flawless when it comes to creating red carpet couture. But this see-through trainwreck was like one big stocking. Blergh.

Sorry Miley Maniacs, but your heroine (and Maxim's choice for No. 1 on its Hot 100 List) was a major miss at tonight's event.

Miley Cyrus 2013 Met Gala Marc Jacobs
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