Kathy Landin is a freelance internet pop-culture junkie (and web video producer). For a brief time in 2011, she was THIS close to being Charlie Sheen's social media intern for the summer. She's blogged for local TV stations, anonymous dating adventures and stupid advice columns. Mostly she entertains herself by practicing the fine art of idiocy, which you can watch in Kathy Landin's "I'm an Idiot" Show. Or, if you have a short attention span, get 140 characters of idiocy on Twitter.
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Missed Connections – Who Are They?
YOU: You're the perfect young starlet with talent, looks, fashion sense and smarts, not to mention a wicked wit. A rare combination for your age group. You have excellent archery skills and you make dating a crazy woman seem like a great idea...
Bradley Cooper + Jennifer Lawrence
Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence are both in the midst of all kinds of Hollywood awards love for their roles in 2012’s ‘Silver Linings Playbook.’ In the film they play two people on the very edge of sanity who end up the perfect couple with just the right combination of crazy to make it work...
See What Neil Patrick Harris, Lena Dunham + More Tweeted From the 2013 Grammys
It’s always fun to see celebrities behaving like us regular folks and award nights like the 2013 Grammys seem to be a great time for that.
Sure, some of them are dressed in clothes we’ll never even get near and they rub elbows with people who seem to live on a different planet from us, but then there are the ones who act as excited as we would to be around other celebrities. Or, they sit at home
Carrie Underwood Apparently Wore a Projection Screen for Her 2013 Grammys Performance [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
We don’t think it was on the runways at the last Fashion Week, but after seeing Carrie Underwood’s sizzling 2013 Grammys performance, we’re pretty sure that wearing a projection screen is now a thing.
Late in the show, Cutie Underwood donned a gorgeous silver dress to perform her hit ‘Blown Away.’ And as she had the entire night, she looked amazing. Bonus: She also sounded unreal.
Rihanna Looked Gorgeous + Sang Well at the 2013 Grammys. So Of Course We Nodded Off. [VIDEO]
As much as we’ve wanted to shake her for some of her recent choices, we were actually quite charmed by Rihanna at the 2013 Grammys. She stepped out in a gorgeous red dress on the red carpet. Then, once LL Cool J tried to break a record for saying “hashtag” the most times ever, she took the stage.
Justin Timberlake’s 2013 Grammys Performance Was as Classic and Dreamy as His Tux [VIDEO]
After an adorable introduction by Ellen and Beyonce, Justin Timberlake took the 2013 Grammy stage to prove that he can do no wrong. None. This guy has so much talent equity that he’s not afraid to do something completely different.
Well, completely different in this century, anyway -- JT’s old school swagger brought some big band class to an awards show full of the same old stuff.
Taylor Swift + the 2013 Grammys Costume Designer Should Never Ever Get Back Together [VIDEO]
Because it made total sense, Taylor Swift kicked off the showy, celebratory awards gala that is the 2013 Grammys with a bitter breakup song. Forgive her. At this point in her life, it’s pretty much all she’s got.
Besides, there are so many young guys there tonight that she’s gotta make sure they know she’s on the market.
We Pity the Fool Who Isn’t Following Mr. T on Twitter [VIDEO]
Tina Fey recently told us to shut up and get off Twitter, but that’s never gonna happen now -- because Mr. T is in da hizzouse.
And we pity the fool who isn't following him.
Taylor Swift + Carrie Underwood May or May Not Be Engaged in Our Favorite New Girl Fight
Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood make nice with each other at awards shows and such, but a couple new articles have surfaced indicating modern country music's favorite blondes might not be all that fond of each other -- leading us to kind of hope for some good old-fashioned hair-extension pulling on the next red carpet.
Missed Connections – Who Are They?
YOU: You're the stylish, endearing and openly gay – not that anyone was surprised or really cared - host of a current events show on a well-respected news channel. You’re also the adorable, dimpled host of a daytime talk show that is, sadly, as short-lived as some people's patience for me. But dude, you may want to consider washing your jeans a little more frequently.
Kathy Griffin + Anderson Cooper
When CNN producers put Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper together five years ago, we aren’t sure they knew exactly the kind of monster they were creating. The two are oddly good together, bringing out the best and worst in each other and making NYE a special time for everyone -- including the network’s censors...
Jennifer Aniston’s Therapy, Prince Harry’s 15-Hour Bender + More in This Week’s Tabloids
We read Star, the National Enquirer, Us Weekly, the Globe and In Touch this week -- so you didn't have to.
Along the way, we learned Jennifer Aniston is back in therapy over Brad, Prince Harry went on a 15-hour party bender, Britney Spears is headed back to a mental ward, Kate Middleton is hiding her baby bump, the Kardashians just realized their mother is a monster, and a whole lot more...
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No. 10: Tori Spelling – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs
Tori Spelling has some of the worst honkers in Hollywood.
No. 9: Tara Reid – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs
Tara Reid comes a close second to Tori. Poor Tara has been a practice doll for plastic surgeons -- from bad lipo to bumbled boobs, the girl whose body was fine to begin with has turned into the girl who is strangely lumpy in odd places.
No. 8: Jewel – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs
When she rose to popularity, we got to hear a lot about how Jewel and her mom spent some time living in a van because they were poor and homeless. Judging by the photos, Jewel was still pretty broke when she decided to have her boobs done, because they look like she had surgery in the same van where she used to live.
No. 7: Vivica A. Fox – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs
Vivica A. Fox may be a good actress, but she’s not fooling anybody. She’s tall with a wide frame, so large breasts shouldn’t seem out of place on her body, even if she’s svelte.
But she must not have gotten the memo that, in order to look natural, the tricky tatas shouldn’t resemble Tempur-Pedic pillows folded into a duvet.
No. 6: Bethenny Frankel – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs
When you’re a 'Real Housewife,' it’s important that no part of your body is actually real. And we can tell from the photos that Bethenny Frankel has taken this to heart. Or, rather, taken it to a space near her heart but on the outside of her chest.
No. 5: Paula Abdul – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs
Paula Abdul’s crafted cleavage seems to have taken two steps back. We aren’t experts in plastic surgery, but we think it’s a safe bet that Abdul’s paid-for boobs shouldn’t look like she slips them on over her head every morning.
No. 4: Donatella Versace – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs
If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if you put a pair of fake breasts on a strip of beef jerky, look no further than Donatella Versace.
No. 1: Coco Austin – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs
Coco Austin (yes, she has a last name) of ‘Ice Loves Coco’ fame might need to rethink her “bigger is better” approach to bodily enhancements.