We Pity the Fool Who Isn’t Following Mr. T on Twitter [VIDEO]

Tina Fey recently told us to shut up and get off Twitter, but that’s never gonna happen now — because Mr. T is in da hizzouse.

And we pity the fool who isn’t following him.

Yes, there are other Mr. T Twitter accounts, but now you can find the real deal using the aptly-named account @MrT. He describes himself as a “professional pitier of fools.” Which, if you spent any time at all in the ’80s, sounds about right.

And his tweets are nothing to shake a pile of gold chains at. He begins by announcing his arrival on Twitter with a resounding “You’re welcome fools!”

Mr. T is on Twitter. You’re welcome fools!

— Mr. T (@MrT) January 16, 2013

 
Then, Mr. T clearly begins to check out Twitter and see what’s been going on while he’s been shaving both sides of his head. He doesn’t seem pleased.

There’s a whole lot of Jibba Jabba on Twitter Mr. T needs to deal with. Too many fools, too little time!

— Mr. T (@MrT) January 21, 2013

 
Just like us regular folk, Mr. T watches TV and has memory problems.

Watching A-Team re-runs – I forgot I was in this!

— Mr. T (@MrT) January 23, 2013

 
He knows he’s not alone in his memory issues, so he helps us with the spelling of his very difficult name.

First Name ‘Mr’, middle name ‘period’, last name ‘T’ and don’t you forget it fools!!

— Mr. T (@MrT) January 25, 2013

 
And reminds us of his awesomeness.

There’s no i in team, but there is a T. You’re welcome.

— Mr. T (@MrT) February 6, 2013

 
It’s obvious Mr. T is getting the hang of Twitter, but we aren’t sure he’s gotten the hang of making up proverbs.

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you can’t fool Mr.T. #iPitythefool

— Mr. T (@MrT) February 6, 2013

 
But one thing is definitely true …

Back in the 80s, I invented the 80s.

— Mr. T (@MrT) February 7, 2013

The best part of Mr. T’s new Twitter account is the new YouTube show that accompanies it. In ‘Ask Mr. T,’ our favorite bejeweled bodybuilder is “here to solve the world’s problems one person at a time.” In the first episode, he brilliantly helps some fool fix a copy machine. There really is a whole lotta wisdom under that mohawk.

“Don’t let no machine take you for a ride!” We are officially in love with Mr. T all over again.