When you’re a 'Real Housewife,' it’s important that no part of your body is actually real. And we can tell from the photos that Bethenny Frankel has taken this to heart. Or, rather, taken it to a space near her heart but on the outside of her chest.

She’s a fine example of what happens when you put oversized breasts on a woman with no body fat. They're like two oranges in a sack with a few stale marshmallows thrown in. The only real part is how frighteningly cartoonish they are.

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