If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if you put a pair of fake breasts on a strip of beef jerky, look no further than Donatella Versace.

It’s possible she thought that her surgically-altered face looked too real, so she needed to add some saline sacks to her chest to maintain her inhuman persona.

The fact that the two bulbs protruding from her couture are the only “meat” on her (most likely also synthetic) bones makes it seem like she’s telling the world that fake boobs are every fashionista’s must-have accessory. Leather belt … check. Leather shoes … check. Leather handbag … check. Leather breasts … check.

Don’t leave home without ‘em.