Tara Reid comes a close second to Tori. Poor Tara has been a practice doll for plastic surgeons -- from bad lipo to bumbled boobs, the girl whose body was fine to begin with has turned into the girl who is strangely lumpy in odd places.

Her attempt to gain what we can only assume were supposed to be more marketable boobs ended up as a cautionary tale for all small-breasted females. The result was a pair of lopsided, cockeyed and dangling tatas with nipples aimed at Reid’s arms - or outer space.