Kathy Landin is a freelance internet pop-culture junkie (and web video producer). For a brief time in 2011, she was THIS close to being Charlie Sheen's social media intern for the summer. She's blogged for local TV stations, anonymous dating adventures and stupid advice columns. Mostly she entertains herself by practicing the fine art of idiocy, which you can watch in Kathy Landin's "I'm an Idiot" Show. Or, if you have a short attention span, get 140 characters of idiocy on Twitter.
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No. 3: Victoria Beckham – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs
And speaking of two oranges in a sack, Victoria Beckham -- whom we used to know and love as Posh Spice -- was apparently smuggling produce for a while. She has since had them removed and replaced with something a little more life-like, but the two unearthly beings on her chest were enough to give any legitimate plastic surgeon nightmares.
No. 2: Courtney Love – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs
Courtney Love has a million different personalities. She’s a bad girl. She’s a mom. She’s healthy. She’s addicted. She’s a musician. She’s an actress. You get the picture. And as it turns out, her “enhanced” breasts have just as many phases as she does.
As It Does, the Truth of the Bieber Boob Grab Comes Out – On Twitter
It was the “honka honka” heard ‘round the world. Over the weekend, one very lucky Belieber had a rather interesting and fresh photo op with her music idol Justin Bieber. Then the photo was posted and everyone was all, “Hey. Wait. That dude’s touching your boob.”
Because he so was. But why? Did she ask him to? Was she disturbed by the advance? Is she suing him? What went on at that meet and greet?
Miley Cyrus Turns Her Camera on a Walking, Stalking Paparazzo [VIDEO]
Always the victim of overzealous photographers trying to get that million dollar pic, Miley Cyrus has clearly had enough of these people getting to bend the rules in ways she is too famous to do herself.
So when she caught an able-bodied pap driving a car with a handicapped designation, parking in a handicapped spot and then running in front of her to snap photos while she walked her dogs, she de
What the Tabloids Taught Us While Waiting In Line This Week
We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy dietary supplements and ranch dressing this week and here’s what we learned from In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, National Enquirer and Life & Style.
As ever, avoiding the express line has had its privileges....
Kris Jenner’s Talk Show Is a Go + It’s Not Our Fault
Yes, we warned you it could happen, but that doesn’t mean we made it so. We said there was a chance that Kris Jenner would get her own talk show, but we still held out hope it was all a giant hoax meant to keep us up nights.
But now? All hope is lost, because America’s best-dressed windbag will indeed blow hot air all over Fox this summer -- right when we really won’t need it.
Broadway Goes Fetch With Possible ‘Mean Girls the Musical’ [VIDEO]
We already loved Tina Fey as a writer and player on ‘Saturday Night Live’ and '30 Rock,' but her ‘Mean Girls’ screenplay and major movie debut is what really jettisoned her to the heights of stardom. We knew she was a genius, but that movie solidified her as someone we really admired.
So, what if she and her very musically talented husband – whom Fey says does all the scoring for ‘30 Rock’ for fre
What the Tabloids Taught Us While Waiting In Line This Week
We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy celery and hummus this week and here’s what we learned from Star, Globe, OK!, National Enquirer and In Touch.
Once again, avoiding the express line had its privileges...
Missed Connections – Who Are They?
YOU: You are the definition of the “whole package” with your teeny tiny adorable smart self. You're a media darling who can do no wrong in the world of journalism, and I admire the way you made the leap from nothing news to morning news to evening news to syndicated news without even a stumble. You’ll have to tell me how you did it -- especially now that people don't seem to like me much anymore.
Matt Lauer + Katie Couric
Matt Lauer and Katie Couric were the uber-popular co-hosts of NBC’s ‘Today’ morning show from 1994 until Couric departed in 2006. They made such an attractive couple behind the news desk that you couldn't help but wish they'd hook up elsewhere too.
President Obama’s 2013 Inauguration Day in GIFs, Videos, Photos + More
On Monday, President Barack Obama was inaugurated for a second term. Miss the festivities? No worries. Here's the story -- in GIFs, photos, videos and tweets.
Happy Inauguration Day!
Celebrities Take to Twitter as President Obama Is Inaugurated for a Second Term
Just like us, when celebrities watch or are a part of something historical, they want to tweet about it. Which beats yet another missive about concert dates or a regretful shot of a naked body part.
Anyway, Monday's Presidential Inauguration was nothing shy of a major event for our country -- Barack Obama, our nation’s first African-American president, was sworn in on Martin Luther King Jr. Day us
From the Derp Files: Sheryl Crow Knew About Lance Armstrong’s Doping
Sheryl Crow has always said she felt bad for ex-fiance Lance Armstrong as stories of his doping swirled and his Tour de France titles were stripped -- but no one ever asked her on the record if she knew what was going on during her two-year relationship with the disgraced cyclist.
But in the wake of Armstrong’s big Oprah interview, new information has come to light that indicates the Grammy Award-
What the Tabloids Taught Us While Waiting In Line This Week
We had some time to read the tabs while we were waiting in line to buy heat pads and Bengay this week and here’s what we learned from Globe, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, In Touch and Star. As expected, avoiding the express line has had its privileges...
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Tina Fey Tells Us to Shut Up + Secretly Gives Turkey Tips on Twitter [VIDEO]
We worship at the altar of all things Tina Fey -- every day we light a snark-scented candle in the hope that she will join our Twitter games and fill our streams with her genius. But now our hopes have been dashed. She's not on Twitter and has no intention of joining.
In fact, she pretty much wants us all to keep our boring 140-character thoughts to ourselves. Oh, but she may or may not be giving
Ask Amy Poehler a Question. She’ll Answer It and Make You Love Her More. [VIDEO]
Recently, one of our favorite women of comedy – goddess of one liners Amy Poehler – kicked major hosting butt with Tina Fey on the Golden Globes. Alas, it was only one night of goodness, but at least we have 'Parks & Recreation' to keep us warm on these long cold winter nights.
The good news is you don't have to turn on the TV to see her on the regular -- you can just check out The Smart Girls
Samuel L. Jackson Covers a Taylor Swift Song, Once Again Proves He’s a Cool Mofo [AUDIO]
There's never a day when we don't love Samuel L. Jackson. And he once again let his awesome flag fly during a recent interview on UK radio station Capital FM.
Honey Boo Boo’s Uncle Poodle Bravely Reveals He’s HIV Positive
If you’ve seen television or the internet even for just a moment over the last year, you’re probably aware of the child beauty queen Alana Thompson – better known by her self-proclaimed nickname Honey Boo Boo Child – and her very proudly redneck family.
One member of the clan is Alana's gay uncle, Lee Thompson, whom she calls Uncle Poodle. It's hard enough being gay in rural Georgia, but now Thomp
Grandpa Charlie Sheen’s Tigerblood Will Run Through the Veins of Another Generation
If you thought the Kimye Babye was going to cause some waves in the gene pool, just wait until you hear the news Denise Richards - friend and former wife of Charlie Sheen's - tweeted to the world.
Anna Kendrick Posts a Dirty Tweet About Ryan Gosling That Speaks for Millions
The majority of women with eyes who watch movies find Ryan Gosling at least somewhat attractive. He’s not for everyone, but clearly this is a man who can join the George Clooney club of empirical handsome.
And judging by the naughty tweet of one actress, his universal appeal extends into Hollywood, too.