It seems like it would be really hard to make Keira Knightley look bad, but here we are.

Have you ever seen one of those Real Dolls? (Don't Google that. But do. Later. At home. When you're very alone.) Keira Knightley's wax figure looks like a glorified, overly-complex, robotic sex doll.

That's just rude, you guys. We're sorry we had to make the comparison, but it needed to be said.

And her hands look like your grandmother's -- pale and sweaty, and every time you touch them you wonder if she's trying to take you to other side when it's her "time."

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