Lottery Girl

This gig, which requires applicants to possess the extremely difficult art of reading numbers, is a job even Tara Reid could handle.

Basically you just get pretty, show up and read the numbers towards the end of the local news before cutting to a Bob’s Discount Furniture commercial.

Some girls probably think it's a stepping-stone to something bigger as they chase their acting dreams, but it really only puts you on the fast track to not needing a reservation at your city's local Guamian food hot spot.