Michael J. Fox Really Isn’t Impressed With Taylor Swift
Michael J. Fox, like the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, wasn't impressed with Swift, either.
Does he want Sam to take on Swift?
"No. No ... just back off," he told Vulture. Smart!
"I don’t keep up with it all," he explained, "But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career."
How about some aloe for that burn?
As for what he'd do if Swift came over for a meet the parents dinner, Fox was equally blunt.
"I wouldn’t even know who she was," he said, but admitted he'd likely figure it out once the song came out on the radio after Sam shattered her innocent, fault-free heart. "Yeah, exactly," he said. "'Sam, You Piece of S---,'" he laughed. "Oh … that was the girl you brought home!"
Be careful, Fox. You saw what happened to Kanye West. We don't need to see this girl barefoot and melodramatic on a VMA stage ever again. Like, ever.
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