Chris Harrison

You have to wonder who Harrison beat out to land the job of ‘Bachelor’ and ’Bachelorette’ host because it clearly takes a very talented person to tap a wine glass and let a bunch of love attention-starved wannabe TV stars know the Rose Ceremony is about to begin.

Maybe his clean record with the TSA was a deciding factor, since he racks up some serious frequent flier miles accompanying the guys and ladies around the world on dates so costly and elaborate they'd be slashed from the budget of a Michael Bay movie.