Taylor Swift – Off the Grid Stars

Every time Taylor Swift gets a new boyfriend, she also buys a new house to live closer to them so she can smother them with her love. Romance!

At least until the inevitable breakup, followed by the inevitable breakup song. Like she does. It's a vicious cycle.

That said, her main home is in Nashville, Tenn. (we wonder if she and Johnny Depp are neighbors) so she can stay connected to her Southern roots. Even though she was born and raised in Pennsylvania.

Confusing, we know.