Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, can now add Adult Video News Award winner to her expansive resume -- she won the AVN win for Best Celebrity Sex Tape this weekend, and you just know her eleventymillion kids will be super-proud of that someday.
Octomom has been slow to learn what many parents know all too well: Kids are expensive, especially when you have more than a dozen of them.
Proving the point? She's back on welfare.
In case you've wiped it from your grey matter, we're here to remind you that Octomom, nee Nadya Suleman, has a solo sex tape.
You're welcome.
And no, we don't bring it up solely to torture you. That little slice of hell is back in the news because it was just nominated for four Adult Video News Awards.
The world's most infamous mom of multiples is in some trouble again. No, not the gynecological kind, but we hope rehab is treating Nadya Suleman well -- because there’s quite a battle brewing for her when she gets out.
‘Celebrity Boxing’ founder Damon Feldman filed a police report in Pennsylvania claiming that the Octomom took a very expensive engagement ring from him and never gave it back.
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As if he wasn't unhinged enough, Michael Lohan is now claiming that he helped Octomom -- aka Nadya Suleman -- get on the path to rehab to kick her Xanax addiction.
Through his super-secret non-profit organization in Florida, of course. So that's a thing.
For Octomom Nadya Suleman, life is stressful. She has 14 children and can't quite seem to choose a career path -- one day it's soft-core porn, and the next, she gets paid to argue with people.
Seems all that baby-birthing and porn-doing and position-taking has caught up with her, though, because she's just entered rehab to kick a dependency on prescription drugs. (Though we're guessing she doesn'
Forget President Obama vs. Mitt Romney and their trite discussions of health care, job creation and the plight of the middle class. Octomom, nee Nadya Suleman, has abandoned her thriving career in creepy soft-core porn and is now America's foremost debater.