The media apparently lacks the imagination necessary to give Jennifer Aniston any narrative other than "scorned woman."
Following reports that the former 'Friend' is postponing her wedding to Justin Theroux, many are now speculating it's because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expected to finally tie the knot this summer.
The Santa Barbara neighbors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's are reportedly furious after the celebrity power couple was spotted using gas-powered motor bikes along the pristine coastline like really attractive Captain Planet supervillains.
If you want to see Angelina Jolie topless in a still photo and not on film, you're in luck. Especially if you wanted to see her topless with a horse.
Basically, you're in luck if you're a rich weirdo.
Back in 2000, before she was a humanitarian super-mom with a brood of six or Brad Pitt's fiancee, Angelina Jolie picked up an Oscar for her believable portrayal of a nutjob in 'Girl, Interrupted.'
And she showed up looking like the lovechild of Morticia Addams and Priscilla Presley to do it.
Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring.
Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling tha
Never one for holding her acerbic tongue, Chelsea Handler is releasing her vitriol once more, this time in an interview on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live.'
Her targets include Angelina Jolie (again), whom she compares to entities from the underworld, and Taylor Swift, whom Handler believes still carries a V-card in her purse.
Before Angelina Jolie went on a child-collecting spree and tied down Brad Pitt, she married Billy Bob Thornton and immortalized their love on her body. A move she would later regret.
This Valentine's Day, Brad Pitt gave his baby mama Angelina Jolie the gift of clean breath with Eat Whatever breath mints. We can see the card now. You're a breath of fresh air, Valentine!
Since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren't acting much lately and seem bored with snatching children from other countries, they've now become vitners. Which is the fancy word for "over-privileged people who make wine."
Power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, aka Brangelina, have more homes than they do children at this point -- which means more than six. Enough to leave one kid in each house and have a few manses to spare.
Angelina Jolie loves lotion a whole lot. When she's not curing the world of its ills or adopting its children, she's rubbing herself down and apparently inviting Brad Pitt to have a taste.
Whether she's adopting the orphans of the world or taking care of the sick, Angelina Jolie seems poised to make the world a better place, one good deed at a time. This time around, the stunner helped one of her longtime wardrobe ladies who's suffering from breast cancer and too sick to work.
Despite claims that Brangelina's offspring are a bunch of ill-behaved bratlings, seems they showed off to British locals just how well behaved they really are when Angelina Jolie and her six children recently dropped off their handwritten letters to Santa in Kent, England.
Angelina Jolie played the shaven object of Mick Jagger's affections in the Rolling Stones' 1997 video for 'Anybody Seen My Baby?' -- which was more than a little creepy since she was he was 54 and she was just 22. (Eh, rock stars.)
The title of the song would later prove ironic for the current mother of five, but the video seemed to be a bit of a good luck charm...
'Modern Family' star Julie Bowen, everyone's favorite TV mom since Carol Brady, may be a celebrity in her own right, but even she gets starstruck -- especially when she shares breathing space with Angelina Jolie.
If you haven't gotten your invite to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wedding and are worried the picturesque twosome have called it off, relax already. The nuptials are still in the works.