Angelina Jolie

Not Yet
Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring. Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling tha
Saints and Sinners
Never one for holding her acerbic tongue, Chelsea Handler is releasing her vitriol once more, this time in an interview on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live.' Her targets include Angelina Jolie (again), whom she compares to entities from the underworld, and Taylor Swift, whom Handler believes still carries a V-card in her purse.
Breathless
This Valentine's Day, Brad Pitt gave his baby mama Angelina Jolie the gift of clean breath with Eat Whatever breath mints. We can see the card now. You're a breath of fresh air, Valentine!
Stomp It Out
Since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren't acting much lately and seem bored with snatching children from other countries, they've now become vitners. Which is the fancy word for "over-privileged people who make wine."
Santa Angelina
Whether she's adopting the orphans of the world or taking care of the sick, Angelina Jolie seems poised to make the world a better place, one good deed at a time. This time around, the stunner helped one of her longtime wardrobe ladies who's suffering from breast cancer and too sick to work.
Before They Were Famous: Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie played the shaven object of Mick Jagger's affections in the Rolling Stones' 1997 video for 'Anybody Seen My Baby?' -- which was more than a little creepy since she was he was 54 and she was just 22. (Eh, rock stars.) The title of the song would later prove ironic for the current mother of five, but the video seemed to be a bit of a good luck charm...