StarDust: Joe Jonas Is Helping Those Gay Rumors Along Nicely + More

- Joe Jonas played Pictionary and guessed 'It's Raining Men' suspiciously fast. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Katy Perry has a super secret half-sister she keeps locked in a basement somewhere. [PopCrush]

- Eva Longoria is letting Wilmer Valderrama comfort her. With his penis. [Celebslam]

- Miley Cyrus wants Liam Hemsworth to sign a prenup so she can protect her dogs. [Hollywood Life]

- Jessica Biel used to decapitate Barbies for fun and now we hate her a little less. [Team Coco]

- Kelsey Grammer continues to make poor parenting decisions, thinks car seats are silly. [Amy Grindhouse]

- 'Boy Meets World' actor Rider Strong (aka Shawn) talks 'Girl Meets World' spin-off. [Rickey]

- Oh God, Vin Diesel is back with another awful sci-fi sequel. Dude. Go away already. [ScreenCrush]

- Q: What if Aaron Sorkin wrote Pixar sequels? A: Your mind would be blown. [Hypable]

- Model Sophie Turner vies with Courtney Stodden for title of "most obnoxiously self-obsessed." [IDLYITW]

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