StarDust: Avert Your Eyes When Jennifer Lopez Speaks, Peasant + More

- Jennifer Lopez may or may not think she's too good to talk to flight attendants. [Radar Online]

- One Direction promotes OnePiece jumpsuits by putting them on and fondling each other. [Rickey]

- The Roxy publicly calls out Adam Levine for being a douche of epic proportions. [IDLYITW]

- AnnaLynne McCord drops it like it's hot. Which it most certainly is. [SeriouslyOMG]

- According to Charlie Sheen, 'Two and a Half Men' is a "hive of oppression." [ScreenCrush]

- Shakira shows off her baby bump, which will one day become the unfortunately-named Biel. [PopCrush]

- MUST. NOT. NOTICE. CHEERLEADERS. [Splash]

- Emma Stone was equally adorable in middle school. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Judging by the tabloids, celebrities spent their time without electricity making babies. [Jezebel]

- Ben Affleck, Quentin Tarantino and a bunch of other directors had a mafia-style summit. [Hypable]

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