Charlie Sheen

As details about Zac Efron's substance abuse problem slowly leaked, fingers began pointing in a rather unsurprising direction: Charlie Sheen. But he swears he's innocent.

Charlie Sheen's daughter Cassandra Estevez had her first child yesterday (July 17), meaning that Sheen's tiger blood is successfully running through a third generation. Also that the 47-year-old is now a grandfather.

Charlie Sheen is of the belief that his ex-wife Brooke Mueller should have her child support payments reduced from $55,000 a month to zero -- and he's using his former 'Two and a Half Men' co-star Jon Cryer's divorce as an example.

Charlie Sheen has done some crazy things in his time, but taking a private jet to Scotland for 24 hours to locate the Loch Ness Monster would have to at least rank in the top five. Even for him.

Charlie Sheen has been paying his ex wife and mother to his twin sons, Brooke Mueller, child support since their split. He's over that now -- because he doesn't think his child support payments are actually supporting his kids. He may be onto something.

Newly-minted porn star Farrah Abraham had a real shot at becoming Charlie Sheen's new goddess -- right up until she leaked their text messages. That prompted an enraged response from Sheen. But hey, no big. Farrah, 22, says she'd never date him anyway ... because he's super old.

Just when you think Charlie Sheen couldn't look any worse coming out of the Selma Blair 'Anger Management' debacle, his tiger blood once again delivers as new details about the spat emerge.

Well, that was quick. After a single day of waiting in limbo, Selma Blair has officially been sacked by 'Anger Management' after Charlie Sheen threw a hissyfit and threatened to quit if she wasn't cut.

Looks like Selma Blair won't be becoming a goddess anytime soon. Charlie Sheen has major beef with his 'Anger Management' co-star, and it's escalated to a point where he's acting like a complete prima donna -- telling producers that if she shows up on the set, he's going to take his ball and go home.

As we reported yesterday, Farrah Abraham and Charlie Sheen have been texting, and she proudly showed TMZ proof of such. But Charlie was none too pleased about her revelation, and he's now penned an acidic missive to the teen mom that seeks to put her back in her place. Wherever that may be.

Looks like Farrah Abraham is one step closer to becoming a goddess, because she's officially been texting Charlie Sheen for a month now.

Charlie Sheen collects porn star girlfriends (whom he's often dubbed his "goddesses") like Leonardo DiCaprio collects supermodels, so it should come as no surprise that the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' herself, Farrah Abraham, received a call from everyone's favorite warlock.

Charlie Sheen is finally back to embracing his roots. After 30 years going by the stage name, Sheen is returning to the name he was born with: Carlos Estevez.

Charlie Sheen said this in one of his infamous rants. (No, not that one. No, not that one either. This one.) But he was right about one thing: He's definitely still winning.

Denise Richards is still taking care of Brooke Mueller's children with Charlie Sheen while she parties rehabs with Lindsay Lohan at the Betty Ford clinic. Now Mueller's hatching a plan to get the twins back -- and the hefty child support check that comes with them.

Social workers have taken Charlie Sheen's twin sons away from their mother Brooke Mueller and placed them with another of his ex-wives: Denise Richards, who really deserves some sort of medal by now.

Today (April 30) the celebrities complain, do good deeds and enjoy some snacks.

Despite warnings from producers that she should show up on time for the 'Scary Movie 5' premiere, Lindsay Lohan was beyond fashionably late anyway. Hands up from anyone who's surprised. (Really? Back there in the back? You must be new.)

Charlie Sheen made perhaps the best entrance ever onto the 'Conan' sound stage last night (April 11), climbing out of a tank with two scantily clad ladies. The reason? He hasn't been on the Warner Bros. lot since his infamous fallout with Chuck Lorre, the creator of 'Two and a Half Men,' and he wanted protection. It's as good a reason as any.

What can you expect from Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in 'Scary Movie 5?' Lots of reminders of why Sheen and Lohan are train wrecks (one of which pissed Lohan off royally), but also a few glimmering reminders of why we like them anyway. (Sort of.)