UPDATE: So it seems Shakira's womb still has an "ocupado" sign out front -- Gerard's tweet "coincided with the Latin American equivalent of April Fool’s Day," and several hours later he revealed the whole birth announcement thing was just a joke. Yeah, that's hilarious, dude.


Congrats to Shakira! The Colombian heartthrob gave birth to a baby with her hot-as-Hades soccer player beau, Gerard Pique. (Seriously, look at his eyes. Un. Fair.)

The footballer (as in, "futbol," not pigskin) announced the happy news on Twitter in his native Spanish.

When translated, Pique's message means, "Our son has been born! We are very happy! Thanks to all for your messages!"

Shaki was spied trying on new shoes at Pique's house in Barcelona only a few days ago, so chances are the tot was born in the beautiful Spanish city.

No name has been revealed for the sure-to-be stunning little man just yet, but the couple couldn't have been more excited about his arrival on Dec. 27. They even tweeted an ultrasound photo of the little guy.

While it's a little TMI, it's still cute. So cute in fact, that it's a little hard to snark on these two. Our best wishes to the happy fam.

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