Oh, Look, Rihanna’s Topless Again [PHOTO]
After a night of partying at your own soiree dressed as a bride of marijuana, what's the etiquette for alerting the internet to the amount of fun and debauchery you had? Why, a topless photo, of course.
At least that would be your top answer if you were Rihanna.
The never-shy singer took to Instagram the day after her Halloween bash to post a topless photo of herself with the caption, “The morning after! Hello November.” Like you do.
Still wearing the veil and seemingly nothing else from her green "budding" bride ensemble the evening before, Rihanna and her lack of self-esteem posted the racy photo of herself while comfy, cozy and naked in bed.
The night beforehand, Rihanna hosted a Halloween party which included on-again, off-again abuser and boyfriend Chris Brown, who appeared dressed as an Arab-terrorist to further cement the fact that he is a horrible, horrible person.
Great party, RiRi.
Earlier in the evening, Rihanna was crowned the Queen of West Hollywood Halloween Parade and given a key to the city by mayor John Duran. Normally we'd say he might be regretting that choice now, seeing as how she dressed as a lingerie bride of illegal substances and shortly thereafter shared topless photos with the world -- but West Hollywood being what it is, we're guessing it's proud to include Rihanna among its many queens.