Halloween

On AMC's 'The Walking Dead,' our planet is overrun with flesh-eating zombies. And while Snooki, Donald Trump, John Mayer, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan aren't quite pretty enough to play the undead, we have the fix for that. We've zombie-fied those annoying individuals to make them picture-perfect, and even given them appropriate new names -- just in time for Halloween.

Dog-owners have been putting their canine kids in costumes for years -- who among us hasn't seen a Dachshund dressed as a hot dog or a tiny little Chihuahua in a tutu? And yeah, they're cute and everything, but yawn. Whatever. Bring a celebrity slant to it, though, and everything changes...

After a night of partying at your own soiree dressed as a bride of marijuana, what's the etiquette for alerting the internet to the amount of fun and debauchery you had? Why, a topless photo, of course. At least that would be your top answer if you were Rihanna.

Just in case you didn't think Chris Brown could possibly be more offensive, he's gone and proven you wrong with his Arab terrorist-themed Halloween costume. And rest assured -- or not so assured -- he's not alone in douchebaggery, as he has four equally horrible friends willing to complete the terror cell theme.

Halloween is a fun day for a lot of shows, but with the weather situation this year, a lot of programs canceled their annual celebrations. But on Wednesday, Ellen DeGeneres did us a huge favor and gave us something awesome to laugh at. She dolled herself up as fellow Cover Girl spokesmodel Sofia Vergara.

Halloween is a great time for adults to dress up as something they aren't without running the risk of being taken away in a straight jacket for thinking they're a superhero or a fairy or Sponge Bob Squarepants. For some adults, it’s also a good time to openly dress as something they really are without compromising their dignity. This is clearly how the entire line of “slutty (fill in the blank)”

At a Saturday night Halloween party sponsored by Midori, Kim Kardashian (who doesn't go anywhere unless she's paid to) stuck with the melon liqueur's green theme by dolling herself up as a rather bedraggled-looking mermaid, complete with a sailor in the form of Kanye West.