When he's not arguing with news anchors on Twitter, Jonah Hill is celebrating his '21 Jump Street' co-star Channing Tatum's Sexiest Man Alive award by licking him.

Or rather, licking a copy of PEOPLE Magazine with Tatum on the cover. Semantics, people.

The comedian tweeted to Tatum, “You've always been the sexiest man alive to me! (Congrats pal!)" complete with a photo of himself fondling the evidence with his tongue.

That's a recipe for a paper cut if we've ever seen one.

The 'Magic Mike' star gained the much anticipated honor this year, despite being one of the most down-to-earth celebrities on the planet.

Hill, on the other hand, made headlines last week for getting his Twitter spat with CNN anchor Don Lemon over whose feelings were most like a teenaged girl's.

Stick with posting vaguely homoerotic photos on the web, Jonah. It suits you much better.

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