Tom Cruise stopped by 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Thursday to promote his upcoming sci-fi flick 'Oblivion.' But it wasn't all fun and games -- while he was there, Jimmy made him prove his acting prowess.

Kimmel dimmed the lights and played some dramatic music as Cruise brought out his intense face and said lines like, "What's your return policy on this panini maker?" and "Is there a way to get the soup and the salad?" But he did draw a line at, "April in accounting wants you to update your W-2s."

A few times Cruise said that he could do better, and reminded everyone he gets multiple takes while shooting a blockbuster. But overall he did pretty well, only cracking up with the panini maker line.

He was probably just relieved he wasn't asked about that divorce everyone but him saw coming a mile away.

Oh -- and if you look carefully around the three minute mark? You can actually see some thetans escaping from his left ear.

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