Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves, everybody. The brand-new non-appointed spokesperson for the existence of spontaneous human combustion and the creator of its catchy slogan, "What would happen if you melted?"
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Keanu Reeves, everybody. The brand-new non-appointed spokesperson for the existence of spontaneous human combustion and the creator of its catchy slogan, "What would happen if you melted?"