Porn stars. Blow. Kittens. A party with Charlie Sheen would have everything. Including a messy hangover the next day, a possible arrest, and a wicked story to tell your friends that they'd probably never believe.

Think 'The Hangover,' but with less Bradley Cooper.

We wouldn't necessarily go out of our way to party with Charlie Sheen considering his warlock tendencies and tiger blood cocktails but, given the opportunity, we definitely wouldn't turn it down.

After all, you don't want to cross a guy who uses his Twitter followers to smear excrement on a child's school.